Life sometimes throws out such tricks that they will envy any comedy film. In addition, some people have the talent to turn the most common life situation into a ridiculous one. They know how to humor the disobedient children with humor, apologize for eternal delays, cheer up the brother who got into the hospital and wean himself to spend money on bullshit.
Roar Panda offers you a brief distraction and cheer yourself up, watching the heroes of our collection.
“My appendix burst. And my brothers are real assholes! “
The student gave the cake to the teacher, whose classes she was always late for
“The inscription on the cake:” I’m sorry that I was late every day for your occupation. ”
“I almost did not buy this game at a local store”
In the store, for some reason, the disc with the game Dying Light had no original cover, so the resourceful staff drew their own where the doctor tells the woman that her husband will not get out. I must say that this is a bit like the plot of the game about the zombie apocalypse.
How to hear and ignore a request at the same time
“Do not print labels unnecessarily.” “Okay.”
Actor Terry Crews: “I store my photo in my wallet to see it when I’m going to spend money on things that I do not need”
It seems that Mona Lisa was sick of the Louvre and she went out for a walk
A poster with a Pokémon in the audience, where they study mathematical analysis
“Suddenly a” wild “exponential function appeared!” “You used differentiation!” “It’s not very effective …”
Construction crane painted under a giraffe
This guy is not looking for easy ways
People, quit smoking! If not for yourself, then at least for the sake of squirrels
“Please do not throw cigarette butts into the bushes. Proteins go out at night and smoke them, and we try to wean them. Thank you, the restaurant “At Pepe”
“My phone has broken: can you see the purple line on the screen? But I “repaired” it!
Will Smith in Colombia. Yes, he definitely knows how to have fun
And Keanu Reeves is able to cheer up, while remaining absolutely serious. In this photo, he poses with a can of sauce in an Italian restaurant
The best advertisement for this bike
“My boss and colleague argued which of them would lose more weight. The loser had to change into a dress. By the way, this is his real hair “
Sense of humor is not alien to pets. This dog pretends to be a plant
And this fluffy miracle as if wants to say: “Forget it, because you have me!”
Bonus: Some girls do not bother with the question of what to put on the first date
Jokes are jokes, but here in fact everything is serious. The fact is that servicemen in the Israeli army can not leave their weapons unattended, that’s why they carry it with them everywhere. Even if they go on a date or someone’s wedding.
Photos on my9ew6ense / twitter.com preview